I’m afraid of the Bono Spider….
As far as rock stars go, I think Bono would be one of the scariest. (second only to Dee Snider) The man can literally think you to DEATH. So as if that’s not enough, scientists have now actually named a SPIDER after the man. According to the “Riverside Press Enterprise”, there have been 33 new species of spider found in the Joshua Tree forest in Southern California. Pretty much solidfying my decision to never, EVER visit the Josua Tree Forest in Southern California. Since U2 had their legendary “Joshua Tree” album in the 1980′s the scientist decided to name one after Bono.
“It took 6 of my 8 legs to put this scarf on”
I wonder if that spider gives you that mean stare that makes you feel bad about stuff in Africa. I hope not.
JONSMITH
This article was written by JON SMITH